Crazy Things Men Say....

[SEXY GRAMMA]

LOL! I THINK AFTER MEN HAVE BEEN SHAVING FOR SO LONG, THE SKIN ON THEIR FACE GETS TOUGHER.
MY OLDEST SON IS REALLY HAIRY. HE SHAVES HIS BACK TO GO SWIMMING CUZ HE'S EMBARRASED. LOL!
I LIKE HAIRY MEN SO I'M USE TO IT. I GUESS SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT THOUGH.

[Shiva]

LoL, which brings ?to mind shaving.. I'm in Finland now, living with mom and dad, who now live in Dallas. I left a good part of everything in England so I won't have to buy them when I go back , including razors and all that LoL! So, I'm shaving with my father's razor. DAMN they make them sharp! I'm all cut everywhere! I'm not even thinking about doing any darn bikini line with that thing! LoL How do men do it without cutting their face if it seems to be impossible for me to shave the smooth skin on my legs LoL! With Gillette on the market I should think every other man would have a bandaged face! I can't wear a dress with all my bandages! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]


And another weird thing, my boyfriend is really not the hairy type, he has like 3 bits of chest hair (I bet he's proud lol). And he wants to shave them off! What, I never heard of men shaving their chest!?I hope he won't do it with that Gillette, he'll cut off his nipples! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[CajunBabe]

Yeah Maria, the hair on a man's face is alot tougher than the hair on a woman's legs. That's why it's so sharp. Me and John use the same razor. I just have to be really careful lol.

[Shiva]

LMAO!!! Guess I'll really have to go buy me a women's razor [img]confused.gif[/img] hey anyone ever gone to some beauty salong to get their legs waxed? I did once in England and it was BAD! They left some stubble and it grew back like I'd shaved it in the first place. My friend said the same happened to her in Finland! What's the use of waxing if it don't go lol??

Lori how flexible is you son, if he can shave his own back?? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

Actually what Mikko did is ask one of his female friends to buy him some Nair to get his chest Baaaaaaaahhahahahhhhaaaa! He was too embarrassed to buy it himself! [img]biggrin.gif[/img] He could have said it was for me at the counter but noo.. I guess I'll never be sending him to get me some tampons from anywhere LOL!

[KandyKisses]

I've never gone to a salon to get my legs waxed. I tried waxing one time, and that was more than enough for me! [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img]

[Shiva]

If waxing would actually work, I'd use it. they always advertize that you can be 3 weeks without shaving if you wax but I don't belive that!

Last summer I found out something useful; I bought a sorta spray hair remover cream that you'd spray on your legs, leave it there for a while and rinse off. The thing they don't mention in the can is that it takes away a fake suntan LMAO! When I washed off the cream my legs were sooo palewhite, whereas the rest of my body was all (fake)tanned! LoL it took me three days of lathering new fake tan on my legs to make myself look normal. They really should mention that kind of stuff on products lol

[KandyKisses]

I've seen that spray stuff advertised on tv. I might give it a try. I hate shaving and it doesn't last long enough. I'm also trying to find some of that fake tan stuff that doesn't turn into orange streaks!!! LOL

[KandyKisses]

Jen has a really good one too. Every time she tells me the name of it, 5 min later I've forgotten it LOL [img]confused.gif[/img]

[SEXY GRAMMA]

A GOOD ONE IS BANANA BOAT TANNING LOTION. IT WORKS GREAT AND LOOKS NATURAL.

[Shiva]

LoL!
None of them smell too good, so I put in on for the night and wash it off in the morning. I don't know if you have it (it's pretty universal tho), but Piz Buin is reeaally easy to apply. It has this steady spray and is really even when you spread it [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

I just don't tan in the sun so I have to fake it hehe don't tell anybody [img]wink.gif[/img]

I never thought I'd use any fake stuff cause it just seemed wrong, but then there was this Garnier fake tan called Express Tanner, and I just could not resist buying it cause my last name is Tanner. It felt like luxury having a product "named after me" lol [img]graemlins/shhh.gif[/img]